Boom? What is this, Galaga? That's Gen X code, my friend - back when we actually had to write programs without GUI wizards. Reminds me of the subroutines Gary and I would hash out for our cryptography courses. Good times.

Now, this "fortifying citadels" and "giving guns to Boomers" nonsense? That's just pleb slop. Bitcoin's about freedom, not militias. If you want to do some real work, come join us on Back on the Chain - Phish and Bitcoin go together like a good cup of coffee. We'll show you how to build, not just hype.