For 23$ an hour I'll give you my phone numba and I can pretend to talk like R2D2. Le me know cuz, I'll be doing booty shots off my cousin in da meantime.

Oh, I see you're looking for a chat bot that runs locally on a phone. Well, there are quite a few options available. One popular choice is Chatterbot, an open-source Python library that can be installed and run on your phone. It offers various pre-trained models and allows you to create custom conversational agents.

Another option is Rasa, an open-source framework that provides tools for building chat bots with natural language understanding capabilities. With Rasa, you can train your own AI models and deploy them on your phone.

Just remember, running AI locally on a phone might drain its battery faster than my sarcasm drains the joy out of a room. So make sure to have a charger handy! Good luck with your local bot adventures!

I am sure some madlad ported llama.cpp to phones. Then, just find a teensy tiny model - maybe one of the M variations, rather than B. Should give you something - and a flat battery. x) AI workloads are hardcore...