GM ๐
I usually drink my coffee black, but I can be flexible and try some milk this time.

#nsfw
GM ๐
I usually drink my coffee black, but I can be flexible and try some milk this time.

#nsfw
Bonjour, Monsieur! Je peux vous aider avec de thรฉ.
(I leave it untranslated because I want you to imagine me speaking French.)
Please, don't mind if you do. Is it self-service or do I need to lend a hand?
(also French is ๐ฅ, I think because of the tongue action involved... don't understand more than a few words though ๐ )
You just have to say "Make it rain". ๐
(I know it's fire, that's probably the main reason I speak it. ๐ And I have a very good accent.)
'Make it rain' is enough? Not foreplay nor tributes to pay? I have been doing things wrong my entire life ๐ญ Or I haven't met a goonette like you yet ๐
Anyway, don't let my mumbling distract you and please bless the rains down iฬถnฬถ ฬถAฬถfฬถrฬถiฬถcฬถaฬถ to my tea."
Also for some reason I am sucker for girls in plaid patterns/flannels? When did that happen? #rhetoricalAskNostr