This!

I am a "boomer" I keep getting asked if I want to play pickleball.

First off, I hate the name...

More importantly, the ball and racket are like finger nails on a chalkboard.

There's nothing satisfying from the racket/ball response. It's like catching a dead fish.

Give me Newton's third law, with the powerful feeling of racket strings on a rubber object. Tennis, Racquet Ball, Squash, Badminton. Ping-pong is the exception due to the ultra light weight ball.

Sound plays a roll too. I think that's why there's so many complaints around pickleball courts. The sound sucks!

Pickleball is for seed-oil eating geriatrics with arthritic knees.

Move the bod, last longer, risk blowing an Achilles tendon...

Okay not the last part, I did that playing masters lacrosse. 1yr recovery 😬