if you optimize for engagement you’ll become a shit poster, if you optimize for self-actualization you’ll become a schizo poster, if you optimize for likability you’ll become a slop poster, if you optimize for work opportunities you’ll become a linkedin poster

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GM, I am a Schizo Shitposter looking for a job in The Bitcoin industry.

Why you should hire me:

- I can make dank memes

- I have forbidden knowledge 👁👄👁

- I can engage Young Gen Z consumers by relating to them

- I am a component adult, and I know what dial up is, and can navigate file systems.

- I can do excel spreadsheet, and HTML (really important nerd stuff)

- I'm just in general a really impressive person, and you can ask my previous employers 👀.

(This is a joke but if anyone is looking for an extra body to hire then I am open to exploring the options)

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What if I optimize for someone else's self-actualization?

Oh right, schizo poster, my bad 🤙