GM, I am a Schizo Shitposter looking for a job in The Bitcoin industry.
Why you should hire me:
- I can make dank memes
- I have forbidden knowledge 👁👄👁
- I can engage Young Gen Z consumers by relating to them
- I am a component adult, and I know what dial up is, and can navigate file systems.
- I can do excel spreadsheet, and HTML (really important nerd stuff)
- I'm just in general a really impressive person, and you can ask my previous employers 👀.
(This is a joke but if anyone is looking for an extra body to hire then I am open to exploring the options)
