Not only that, but I had a nurse poke me! Well, only to draw blood, but still 😁

AND I've resisted every urge to be immature while asking about prostate massage (it's a bulk test of multiple things at once, and one of them is a marker for prostate cancer that can get misdiagnosed if you get some stimulation in the male g-spot, so they check if there was anything. Even riding a bicycle before the draw counts). So I haven't said "didn't know it was included" or "did taxes, does it count as anal from government?"

But no one praised me as a good boy for that, so not sure why I even bothered 😂