JFC I hadn't been for a haircut since before the coov and I remember paying CAD$20. Glad I just shaved it πŸ‘€

Rich ass MFS πŸ˜‚

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i cut my hair a couple weeks ago

only a little

with scissors from the drawer it took all of 15 seconds

it was free

i did it cos everyone was annoying

added it to my compost πŸ˜Œβœ‚οΈ

Legend

HFSU

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….what a d*ck πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚β­•οΈ

πŸ€”β€¦this is the wayπŸ˜‚β­•οΈ

I do that too but just for my mustache because it's annoying when it touches my lips

You need to get the moustache long enough to part it and pull to the sides. Handlebar ftw.

Aww man I actually thought about this before. I should do it at least once in my lifeπŸ˜‚

Poor after haircut.

Seriously though, if you've got somewhat difficult hair to cut, you notice a difference between proper salon and a discount Supercuts type of job. I've tried switching many times, but it's no contest

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….ive got so much to teach u and so lil time πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚β­•οΈπŸ«‚

I thought this was a reply to living with 4 hens, a mother in law, and a bunch of female grand daughters πŸ•―οΈπŸ‘‰πŸ¦»

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Smfh🀌🏽

Lol supercuts. I went to an actual barber, his name is James. Once I'm done with bald I'll be going back for a nice high & tight.

Salons are for ladies πŸ˜‚

Maybe I have an odd head shape, or hair type, but even my relatively simple cut comes out visibly worse when I've tried great Clips (or whoever James works at) shrug

James runs his own old style barber shop, for about 30 years.

Was being cheeky. That's cool, I'm sure he's decent. I pay a premium for a gay dude πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Are you making fun of my eyes?

Not googly enough YODL

Are you making eyes at the salon guy πŸ‘€

This your haircut?

Need to delete myself

Good barbers can make a guy who looks like a 4 into a solid 8

I wouldn't know about that.... πŸ‘€

Not all people can be saved. Sorry to hear you are one of those.

Barber > Salon Artiste for men's hair. When I was younger I went to salons. It was always crap. Once I found a good barber it was way better. Someone focused on men's hair only will do a better job at men's hair, it makes sense.

Would you ever let a woman at a barber shop cut your hair?

How’s she look?πŸ€”πŸ˜‚

Out.

Me tooπŸ˜–πŸ˜‚

Though she looks like she knows about masculine hair styles πŸ€”πŸ€¨πŸ§

You see the vision. It could work out.

I might let her sculp my nether regionsπŸ€”πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚

Last resort. Lifetime of experience says you want the old barber dude. Anything else and you end up with broccoli hair.

Man I went to a barber shop that has been around longer than I've been alive (probably not). The owner is older than stacey. One of the barbers has been there for over 10 years. I got a haircut from him the first time I went and it was not great. Went back recently and he is still terrible. But so many people love him and I think it's because he's just a cool guy and makes good conversation. I guess that matters more than looking good to some people πŸ€·β€β™‚

That can happen. As a kid I remember getting cuts from a guy named Herb. People called him Herbie the hacker 🀣 Everybody went there though, for the gossip & networking. Always some old boys there having coffee.

Instead of stacking sats, they're gossiping like females and arguing about sports

Yes. Also weather, much weather talk, it was an agricultural community.

Sounds boring as fuck

Not if your business and livelihood depend on it.

I forget you grew up on a farm

I thought u have great hairπŸ€”β€¦.u cain’t f*k up great hairπŸ€¨β€¦.if I had great hair with my line of BS none of u feggots would have girl frenz….yall would have to date each otherπŸ˜³πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚β­•οΈ

Best post of the day....so far

lol….ive been recoginized….its the best day ⭕️ my retarded lifeπŸ˜³πŸ˜‚πŸ€£β­•οΈ

Best post ⭕️ day so far

incredible

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Yoda starts talking normally when he’s pissed πŸ˜‚

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You have a barber app?

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fr, i learned long ago how to cut with a razor or elect. trim & still cut my fam&friendz @x

Rand the hacker, the prophet and now the barber!

Or a serial killer confession πŸ‘€

Sorry. Recently watched a show about Ed Gein

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p2p natch/path

Who hurt you?

Many, many people. And I shall have my revenge, in this life of the next!

🀣

I was talking to the prophet/barber

Damn do you want me to kick his ass?

#TAGteam

me and node

time/\/place will this *B*pot/luck πŸ˜ƒ

I’m bringing steak what are yall bringing to the potluck

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Grilled steak it is

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OMG the ice cream truck is the best part of this.

Nice background music πŸ˜‚

Yes welcome to the hood πŸ˜‚

\/\/E Culd sEll ticITz 😁

This is also a possibility 🀣

No comprendo

1st two are assumptions (make "ass" of "U-M-E)

Yodlbase translation services!

Everything is smooth and operational

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I prefer yodlbase translate β„’ 🀭

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LMAO

First time I ever agree with yodlmanfried

Welcome back, brother πŸ«‚

Get in here my brother from another mfer πŸ«‚

It's hard out here for men with luxurious hair

Bro the pile of hair I had to throw out when I shaved it. 5 years of growth, almost to the middle of my back. I couldn't believe how much hair was there πŸ˜‚

I remember cutting my hair when it was really long and the barber was like you should have donated your hair. I didn't realize hair could be a speculative asset.

Shit I never thought of that πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ they do wigs for cancer patients.

Yeah exactly. Kind of felt bad. I have great hair too πŸ˜‚

Shit, next time. I've got one more long hair phase in me probably. Mine would be good for a wig I think, arrow straight and fine.

I feel like my long hair days are over. So much shampoo lmao