Take me someplace warm.
Someplace warm and sparsely populated.
Take me someplace warm.
Someplace warm and sparsely populated.
My husband suggested Pilsen. I love my mother's homeland, but Pilsen is just as crowded and dreary as Munich.
They have good beer, tho. I could just drink myself warmer.
Bavarian lager canโt be beat, thoughโฆ
Oh, I wouldn't say that. The closest thing we have to a real pils is the Eichhofener.
The southernmost of europe. You even get african vibes there...
Lovely. ๐คฉ
A toilet seat
Charming, as ever.
How's the hair shirt?
Come visit me in Australia... You and your family can stay at mine for a few days ๐ but if you want sparsely populated you'd want to move beyond my city.
That would be so fun. Ngl.
He can't fly, I think. His back hurts.
* valiantly trying to pretend I'm not a spoiled brat who's going to cry because I don't get to go to Greece and will probably just end up staying home and weeding the garden and clearing out the basement, as I usually do *