But..but..but I wanna zap you 🥺

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share the npub?

Or harass them every note to get a lightning wallet 😂

😂

i meant to actually give me the npub so i can follow them.

but yes, also harass them to get a wallet

Ooooooo hahaha there’s a lot of them. Let’s see if I can find some and send

tyvm

in exchange i will shame them for not having a lightning wallet

🫂🤷‍♂️🫶✌️

It’s really a me problem 😂

Haha it’s okay, i appreciate the thought 🫂✌️😎

every time a zap to you fails a child is forced to eat a raisin cookie while his friend with a lightning walet gets chocolate chip. u need to fix this now.

It’s a good thing I don’t want to ever have kids and this actually doesn’t bother me lol 😂🫂🤷‍♂️

fucking ruthless.

lemme know if u wanna buy a soul, im getting them cheap from all people who bake raisin cookies

Oh man been without one of those for years, let me know when the cookies are done 😘😎🫂

Me neither. Looks painful.

Don’t blame you in the slightest

*pretend this is a 50 sat zap*

Haha 😂🤌🤌

WHERE is this AWESOME npub!!!

*pretend this is a zap with 100 sats*

Privacy advocate or bitcoin hater, any other options ???

You can fap me instead 😏

You can always send ecash in a DM...

🫂

What???

but, but, but....

I'm so zappable!!!!!

*Cries inconsolably*

Hi Noshole.

I am new to Nostr and am burning to start Zapp'n but but to get an Alby account I need an invite code from an existing user (see their blog post here: https://blog.getalby.com/invite-only-alby-accounts-a-step-towards-focused-innovation/). Do you use Alby and do you have extra invites you are willing to share? I would really appreciate it. Perhaps DM me just in case someone else scoops up the invite before I can :-)

Hey! You can dm me for an invite code, i have some left! 💌

Or you can already schedule an onboarding session to #getalby new wallet at https://cal.com/getalby/alby-hub-group-onboarding