What's the funniest reasoning you've heard for a breakup?

I have a buddy who broke up with his girlfriend in college because she was a biology major and could only name one type of shark.

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Gotta identify those warning signs early on 😂

Lol that’s hilarious. Who can’t name hammerhead, great white and tiger at a minimum? He was right to dump her ass.

You forgot the Bull(market)shark my friend ;)

They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you

He sounds like he may think more deeply than you are willing to attribute.

Yeah absolutely that wasn't the whole reason, but that was the last straw.