I’m telling you Derek it’s dangerous on nostr today, they got me locked in horny jail with Santa and he’s wearing nothing but boots 😭 I don’t like it

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Boots and a single stocking

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Who’s going to sit on his lap first? πŸ˜‚

If this is what he looks like, I’ll go 1st lol

Well I guess I was pretty bad I should do my time and stop complaining πŸ˜‡πŸ™πŸ½β˜ΊοΈ

lol πŸ˜‚

I prefer a bearded Santa. His thighs look nice too 🀣

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TBH I think I like the bearded one more as well

Me too πŸ₯Ή might be the tattoos and the everything for me πŸ’―

Yeah sheshhh the tattoos for sure, actually yeah like you said… everything haha it’s a vibe I like.

#teambeards #beardstr

A man with a good beard πŸ« πŸ™Œ

Oof I’ve got like half

Half? lol how only half?

Well I should say three quarters 🀣 a man with a shit beard

lol πŸ«‚ but some men we love for the personality (not every man has to have a beard)

Just recently trimmed mine back down to a scruff. I hadn’t cut it for about 6-8weeks. It was getting pretty full.

Oh wow 6-8 weeks is a long time

Do you have photos?

Only a couple people on here have seen my face. Not sure ready to dox myself. πŸ˜‰

You could put a sticker or edit with the marker to draw over 3/4 of your face.

Or just use a translucent πŸ†

🀣 hopefully ones face is a different shape then an πŸ†

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In ur basic photo gallery edit or in an app. There are multiple ways. ☺️

I like my beard to be fair, I just need to trim it πŸ˜…πŸ«‚

Wrapped lotus position with one leg up with this Santa. That’s a good reason to try yoga πŸ˜…

I’m for this Santa I will do any yoga position.

Please keep Santa there, I found the one that will be replacing him

With the same outfit, of course πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

He can have all my cookies πŸ™‹πŸ½β€β™€οΈ

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Well hello there new replacement!

Can I sit on your lap and tell you if I’ve been naughty or nice? 😜

She’s been naughty πŸ‘†πŸ’―πŸ”₯

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I think everyone here is 🧐

Yeahhh that’s true, except me I’m an innocent bystander πŸ’―πŸ€”πŸ«‚

Yes very shy and very innocent πŸ˜‡πŸ˜Ή πŸ˜‰πŸ€«

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Sit on it and twist

Yeah trying to hit the right spot 😜

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I think we all know that answer lol

Ummm

And just like that Santa Baby became Santa Spank Me

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πŸ˜‚ screw you guys…I’m going home!

I am actually going to bed πŸ˜…

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Good Night Duchess πŸ«…πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

Good night!!!☺️

Sweet, wet dreams my friend πŸ˜‰

Haha for sure 🌊😘

'Nite πŸ‘‹

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