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I’m telling you Derek it’s dangerous on nostr today, they got me locked in horny jail with Santa and he’s wearing nothing but boots 😭 I don’t like it

Boots and a single stocking

🥲

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Who’s going to sit on his lap first? 😂

If this is what he looks like, I’ll go 1st lol

Well I guess I was pretty bad I should do my time and stop complaining 😇🙏🏽☺️

lol 😂

I prefer a bearded Santa. His thighs look nice too 🤣

💯💯💯🤣☺️

TBH I think I like the bearded one more as well

Me too 🥹 might be the tattoos and the everything for me 💯

Yeah sheshhh the tattoos for sure, actually yeah like you said… everything haha it’s a vibe I like.

#teambeards #beardstr

A man with a good beard 🫠🙌

Landy 2y ago

Oof I’ve got like half

Half? lol how only half?

Landy 2y ago

Well I should say three quarters 🤣 a man with a shit beard

lol 🫂 but some men we love for the personality (not every man has to have a beard)

unknown 2y ago

Just recently trimmed mine back down to a scruff. I hadn’t cut it for about 6-8weeks. It was getting pretty full.

Oh wow 6-8 weeks is a long time

Do you have photos?

unknown 2y ago

Only a couple people on here have seen my face. Not sure ready to dox myself. 😉

You could put a sticker or edit with the marker to draw over 3/4 of your face.

nobody 2y ago

Or just use a translucent 🍆

🤣 hopefully ones face is a different shape then an 🍆

😂😂

😂

In ur basic photo gallery edit or in an app. There are multiple ways. ☺️

Landy 2y ago

I like my beard to be fair, I just need to trim it 😅🫂

Wrapped lotus position with one leg up with this Santa. That’s a good reason to try yoga 😅

I’m for this Santa I will do any yoga position.

Please keep Santa there, I found the one that will be replacing him

With the same outfit, of course 🤣😂

He can have all my cookies 🙋🏽‍♀️

😂😂😂

Well hello there new replacement!

Can I sit on your lap and tell you if I’ve been naughty or nice? 😜

She’s been naughty 👆💯🔥

🤣🫂💜♥️

I think everyone here is 🧐

Yeahhh that’s true, except me I’m an innocent bystander 💯🤔🫂

Yes very shy and very innocent 😇😹 😉🤫

☺️😉🤫💜🫂

Sit on it and twist

Yeah trying to hit the right spot 😜

👀🤤🙌

😂🙌🏆

Jackie Boy 2y ago

I think we all know that answer lol

Ummm

Jackie Boy 2y ago

And just like that Santa Baby became Santa Spank Me

😹

Jackie Boy 2y ago

😂 screw you guys…I’m going home!

I am actually going to bed 😅

😘😘😘😘😘

Good Night Duchess 🫅😘😘

Good night!!!☺️

Sweet, wet dreams my friend 😉

Haha for sure 🌊😘

'Nite 👋