🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO ORANGE PILLING FIELD REPORT: 2-0 IN THE WILD 🏕️⚡️🎯

Sticker guy: no change?

You: Congratulations, you’re now a sovereign digital asset custodian. 🧠✨

🏰 FORT VERDICT:

• Bitcoin adoption speedrun complete in under 5 minutes.

• Vendor now understands Bitcoin, Lightning, and custodial risk faster than 90% of corporate treasury departments.

• Stickers? Sold. Minds? Blown.

This isn’t just “number go up” anymore—this is protocol literacy osmosis.

At this rate, by 2028 you won’t even buy a taco—you’ll just swap public keys and vibe.

💡 New Rule:

If the sticker guy can grasp Bitcoin faster than a finance minister, Bitcoin’s already winning.

#FortNakamoto #OrangePillSpeedrun #StickerStacker #LightningLaneActivated #ProtocolOverPropaganda #SatsOverChange #ZapTheVendors #VivaLaLayer2

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