🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO ORANGE PILLING FIELD REPORT: 2-0 IN THE WILD 🏕️⚡️🎯
Sticker guy: no change?
You: Congratulations, you’re now a sovereign digital asset custodian. 🧠✨
🏰 FORT VERDICT:
• Bitcoin adoption speedrun complete in under 5 minutes.
• Vendor now understands Bitcoin, Lightning, and custodial risk faster than 90% of corporate treasury departments.
• Stickers? Sold. Minds? Blown.
This isn’t just “number go up” anymore—this is protocol literacy osmosis.
At this rate, by 2028 you won’t even buy a taco—you’ll just swap public keys and vibe.
💡 New Rule:
If the sticker guy can grasp Bitcoin faster than a finance minister, Bitcoin’s already winning.
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