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First he steals nostr:npub1ezw0xm0w52rd4yfdg9zlw9qvwdy46alzelklkefptrd203m37tuq4djmeg from me, and now my rizz? Comooonn π
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He's very cool βΊοΈππ
yeah, i'm considering a switch too ... as in: there can only be one ππ
I know right! Too many Jeroens gets confusing π€ although our one has a frog and teapot in his name, so that helps a little βΊοΈππ«
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My teapot is my distinguishing feature, for without it, I'm a simply Jeroen π
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We need an emoji signature for nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwxπ€
Maybe just this one >π₯Έ
so youβre saying she has a mustache?
thatβs L rizz there sir π
I'd go for it π₯Έππππ
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Eshara mustache you a question
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Yesssss!!
Iβm never gonna see that emoji without thinking of Eschara with a Halloween glasses and fake mustache set
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πππ she'd still have rizz though π
Ooo maybe I should go as the monopoly man π€π I like monopoly
That would be adorable. Some guy would have to say for the rest of his life he hooked up with the monopoly man. Because you know youβd totally pull. I love it! π₯Ήπ«π
That would be so romantic ππ₯Ή aww Mallory πππ₯ΉβΊοΈπ
Sounds a bit dicy to me
I dunno, if he plays his cards right he may well get to pass GO π€
Iβm blushing. Thatβs a great pickup line.
Really? βΊοΈππ₯° not as good as your waiter one π but I might try it - really will have to dress up as the monopoly man or be playing monopoly for it to work but I'd say that's doable π₯Ή
Yes because the opportunity to ask for a waiter in a to go box comes up so much more often than playing monopoly or going as the monopoly man for Halloween. Btw Iβm totally stealing the line if Iβm ever playing monopoly with a hottie.
Talking about monopoly we should do a nest sometime and play an online game like monopoly or smth
Yeah, but call it Monocly
Iβm down for an online game. How would we make one work in a nest?
Just host the call on a nest, and play it online somewhere π€
Ye, do you know a good site to do it?
You can embed JavaScript into the console and have the game appear at the top of the πͺΊ nest. I have streamed John Wick in a nest and nostr:npub1g3827ewz6d23rlgdhkaslc78gyule52ymcqdyt2hsxdwtlw8dt5q7dfpvg has incorporated DOD in nests. Each person will have to embed the code in order to see
Oh, if you didn't id be disappointed! ππ₯° π₯Ήππ we could totally pull π. I'm usually playing monopoly with my brothers π not the right audience π going to have to start bringing a board around with me in case of hot men π€£π
π₯π₯π₯π₯΅π₯΅ I'm writing this one down!
βdoes anybody ever even use pick-up lines?β
common consensus on the nest: no
*starts writing up pick-up linesβ
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I use them ππ½ββοΈπ₯Ήπ when I'm already dating a guy, but still π€£ππ keeps things #spicy
Note to self: monopoly pick up line works even if youβre already dating. On future date ask partner if you can have them in a to-go box. Or to go in my box? Hmmm rewrites are so much harder than improv.
To go in my box oioioiππππ
πππ€£π€£ππ€£ππ this is amazing ππβ€οΈ box jokes always crack me up too. One time I told the mail room guy I wanted to show him my box (that I had expertly made myself) and I lost it and he was so embarrassed ππ€£. On Tuesday he said he found my box, I lost it, he went red π. I swear mail rooms are dangerous box innuendo territory.
Noice πππ
she's wearing glasses?
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Nah you are brilliant π, but I do rather like the teapot and frog βΊοΈπ
when he was at my place, he was more the cocktail frog, which was a lot of fun too π«π
π€£ππ€£ he was a drunk frog πΈπ₯Ή I love it πaw Jeroen, there is only one you ππ«π
I was drunk on the first day yes ππ idk is you saw our posts, they're prob still up,. Third week of august I believe ππ«π«ππ«π
Try tagging me know ππ
Who is this π
it's jeroen's japanese brother
Jeroen is Japanese? π€―π₯Ή βΊοΈ I didn't know haha
he's not, but he speaks it well
Oh wow, that's pretty hard to learn I think, impressive ππ
He was just trying to pull a Japanese girl
Thatβs some motivation if ever there was any
ππ€£π€£ππ ahhh that makes sense, why he put all the effort in π₯Ήπ€£he wants to go Tokyo drifting with nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 and Frank π€£π
#datechain japan π
If nostr:npub17plqkxhsv66g8quxxc9p5t9mxazzn20m426exqnl8lxnh5a4cdns7jezx0 was really thinking, his original #datechain post wouldβve been in Japanese.
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you could still rectify yourself by creating a japanese datechain hashtag
It already exists but we don't see it
But no one else would have been able to read it, it wouldn't have been what it is now. Besides the Japanese nostriches have their own things going on ππ
Let us in on whatβs going on with the Japanese Nostriches. Be our bridge.
Oh no I'll respect their privacy. But I can tell you they know how to love and be romantic π₯ππ we could learn from them right nostr:npub1ezw0xm0w52rd4yfdg9zlw9qvwdy46alzelklkefptrd203m37tuq4djmeg
A good part of their communications are on relays only accessible from within Japan π
Oi whaatt! ππ don't tell her!
ππ to plottwist! π
Change your name to The Hotter Jeroen or if you want to preempt any other Jeroen joining, The Hottest Jeroen.
that would create a βless hot jeroenβ by default and adding to the cause π€
you are right π«
Yeah but I dont want to be the less hit Jeroen ππ
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Oi! I'm considering a switch too nostr:npub1hu6vzjxdrksdead7f69d508lkxjt8vclfpdwnkv9v3p7pp2dnhvqrd5nqk
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