Bride: “Can you make the bed please?”

(without pointing out that this is totally an unnecessary task that never deserves to be completed considering the sunk opportunity costs of doing so)

Me: “Of course my love.”

(90 minutes later)

Bride: “Can you strip the bed? I want to change the sheets.”

Me: “Of course my love.”

👆if you can say this, do this, and survive this without losing your shit…that is true love.