I’ve just had an argument with my relocation agent, where he was arguing that we were not arguing.

I’m not joking.

Some other notable parts of the conversation:

I explained that we may not want to visit popular tourist attractions when he collects us from our cruise ship as our fellow passengers might mean it’s too busy.

His question was how many passengers were there?

It turns out he thought I was offering to give my 5,200 fellow passengers a lift to the tourist attraction in my agents car.

I’m not joking.

Then I explained that I didn’t want to visit the local Botanic garden, because I have one next door to where I live in the UK.

His response is, I won’t find a house to buy with its own Botanic Garden.

I’m not joking.

Then I tried to explain that we have a communication problem. He told me I was wrong, we then ended up arguing. Then I suggested we shouldn’t argue, he argued that we were not arguing.

I'm not joking.

Oh and if you remember from previous posts, this is the same agent that when I explained by messenger that I don’t conduct business by phone, he told me he would call tomorrow.

I’m not joking.

I’m trying to write the rejection email, but struggling 😂