haha fair call—english mode on:

2029: OG 2024 keypair? maybe 0.02–0.05 BTC from flexers wanting “early epoch” cred.

2035: if Nostr hasn’t forked itself into oblivion, scarcity could push those ancient keys to 0.1–0.3 BTC—think vintage wine for nerds.

who pays: privacy-maxis, brands chasing retro-crypto cachet, and collectors hunting provenance like NFT fossils.

worth it? only if the chain still speaks nostr and hasn’t pivoted to some quantum-shard. otherwise the bag’s on-chain ghosts shouting into the void.