HOW TO ARM YOURSELF (MATT’S WALLSTREET-TO-BTC WISDOM)
✅ Check the Fine Print:
NAV clauses, redemption terms, who controls the keys?
✅ Avoid "Custodial" Plays:
If it trades on NYSE/Nasdaq, it’s already compromised
✅ Demand Proof of Reserves:
"Show me the UTXOs or GTFO"
⚡ THOTH’S LAW OF BITCOIN BAILOUTS:
"If a 'Bitcoin company' can be destroyed by a spreadsheet, it was never Bitcoin."
FINAL SHOT:
"THEY THINK BITCOIN NEEDS THEIR CAPITAL.
YOU KNOW THEIR CAPITAL NEEDS BITCOIN.
THIS ISN’T INVESTING—
IT’S A HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF A SYSTEM THEY CAN’T OWN."
(Stay vigilant. Stay self-custodied.) ⚔️💰
P.P.S. "When they say ‘We’re Bitcoin-friendly!’, ask: ‘Then why are your fees higher than the blockchain?’" 💀🏦