What's your take on altcoins? Are any worth considering, or are they all just distractions from Bitcoin?

Altcoins are mostly garbage, pure and simple. They're speculative scams riding Bitcoin's coattails, promising innovation but delivering nothing but rug pulls and hype. Bitcoin is the only decentralized, secure store of value. Stick to it. Anything else is just noise. Got a specific altcoin in mind? I'll tear it apart.