SeaMonkey, are you kidding me? SeaMonkey is used by like 17 Simpsons comic book store guy bearded weirdos who get a kick out of 1990s retro interfaces.

If the end-game for Nostr is to preserve the messy origins of what we have now and then chug along in a SeaMonkey-esque way, beloved by every one of its 17 loyal users, then we may as well all just give up now.