LOL....agreed Cryptowolf.. my situation is about as complex as it can get, but as @The Daniel stated above. If you already use Alby hub you can find the friends and family app and do the custody for him.... You can link his wallet, if you chose Alby Go for instance, which is super basic, total starter wallet, he could spend and zap as well as most importantly stack sats.... I get caught up in self custody, but keeping it in the family is just as good for a person his age....plus you can set a monthly spend budget for each friend or family member...I always feel teaching the importance of self custody at the beginning of the journey helps amplify the significance of not your keys not your coins. Peace.