Good luck against the zombies outside

I always assume that someone's in there posting notes on Nostr. 🤷

Ah, so it was you there

Have you just realised there's no shithouse paper 🤦

Maybe they thought you heard them and decided to have them join you?

They're crowning.

Agreed: everyone gets one maaaybe two reasonably solid pulls before it gets awkward.

So prospective poopers: Don’t waste that opportunity with a half-hearted first pull. Commit to the first one or you’ll have to decide if you should try again and risk being weird or to awkwardly stand in front of a possibly unlocked/unoccupied bathroom.

Also, there’s also the courtesy cough/throat clear by the occupant 😅

Did they politely knock before?

I want you to know that I'm fkn waiting. Pinch it off broh

Shitcoiners can be desperate

You should carry a sign:

🚧 Do not disturb. Memes under construction. 🚧

They are cavemen that do not belong in civilisation.

They don't want you to flush on your way out.