Janitor Journal: I understand that all bets are off when it's a public restroom, but we're talking about a professional office building accessible only to employees.

So how tf do enough guys "miss" the urinal to the point that you end up with a maggot-gagging, crusty build-up of urine on the underside of the urinal?!

Is there some medical condition I'm not aware of?

Are they just lazy f***ers trying to free-hand it?