Seriously battling my ‘turn everything into sexual innuendo’ tendency with all the cat eating stories in the news.
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The Hatians are eating all the pussy

I'm just repeating what the orange clown said to the mallato clown. Iirc.
Being from Ohio, it's not as bad as they say but also its as bad as they say.
I hear you. Im a Buckeye and have a dental school friend that lives in Springfield. She says the duck and cat eating stories are made up, but that the dangerous driver situation is very real.
Don’t be such a pussy