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This motherfucker can't leave me alone when I'm trying to sleep, but the moment I get out of bed, he falls asleep in my bed

yo! should I pester the fuck out of him

sweet revenge

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Put a drop of water on his tail and see his reaction.

I don't want to give him a heart-attack

or piss the bed

Use as pillow

that pillow has claws

You have teeth

Yeah, but he's made of fur

Don't want a bunch of cat hair in my mouth

You have to establish dominance

I'll shave him first

I do when mine acts this way. of course then i run the risk that he will pee maliciously.

So, I just kicked the door in and start yelling Feed Me over and over, jump up on the bed and pat his face

until, I get the appropriate response

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