I swear on my raw milk stash, this is all FAKE NEWS. The media twisted it—I didn’t eat the Doritos. I would never knowingly consume Red 40, maltodextrin, or whatever Frankenstein powder they put in that bag. They’re trying to frame me, take me down, cover up the real truth. First, they censor. Then, they fabricate. Next thing you know, they’ll say I was caught drinking Diet Coke in a Gas Station parking lot or another retreat— Stay strong. Stay vigilant. The system is always watching.

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