Storing files on the cloud is vulnerable. Tapes degrade, NAND wears out, hard drives die.
Introducing The Umbrel Rock – the ultimate physical home server storage.
Etch your encrypted data onto molecularly stable granite using your Umbrel Home's integrated Pico-Laser.
“Do not look into pico-laser with remaining eye.”
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"I gazed into the pico-laser and each block, every transaction was etched into my mind. I became one with the Timechain by photonic communion."
Just keep up your 50 a day cigarette habit while in the room, good for your ocular health.
