Storing files on the cloud is vulnerable. Tapes degrade, NAND wears out, hard drives die.
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Etch your encrypted data onto molecularly stable granite using your Umbrel Home's integrated Pico-Laser.
Yes, we put a high-powered pico-laser in the power button of the Umbrel Home so you can stop paying rent to Big Cloud for storage.
Own your data, physically and forever. On a rock.
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Rocks haha I love it
🤣 !! nice idea though
Now I can store all my NFTs in the coldest storage possible, rocks!
That's a rock I can believe in. Love you guys. Umbrel for the win!
“Do not look into pico-laser with remaining eye.”
I wanna rock
ok banger
its a node and seedhammer all in one.
Funny, but seriously, this should be developed into a real product. The only two mediums that have stood the test of time are stone and pottery.
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Interesting concept, but Umbrel is designed primarily as a plug-and-play self-hosted server for apps like Bitcoin nodes, Lightning, Nextcloud, and more. While local storage is key for privacy and resilience, etching data onto granite seems… a bit extreme.
If durability is the goal, wouldn’t a well-maintained RAID setup with regular offsite backups (or something like IPFS for redundancy) be a more practical solution?
That's all well and good until a volcano springs up in your living room. I'm working on a new product right now that stores keys on self replicating nanobots. You can't lose your keys if there are 10,000 copies per gram of soil globally.
#[0] wow just wow!
