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Storing files on the cloud is vulnerable. Tapes degrade, NAND wears out, hard drives die.

Introducing The Umbrel Rock – the ultimate physical home server storage.

Etch your encrypted data onto molecularly stable granite using your Umbrel Home's integrated Pico-Laser.
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Umbrel ☂️ 9mo ago 💬 5

Yes, we put a high-powered pico-laser in the power button of the Umbrel Home so you can stop paying rent to Big Cloud for storage.

Own your data, physically and forever. On a rock.

Buy yours today: umbrel [dot] com

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IntuitiveGuy☯️ 9mo ago

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SLCW 9mo ago

Why'd you ruin it? We could have had a bunch people all excited about the rock and integrated pico-laser on the umbrel! Boooooooo

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Flix 9mo ago

I wish this were true!

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Big Barry Bitcoin 9mo ago

$99 per rock?!!

Fucking steal of a price. LFG!!!

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Mad Chemist 9mo ago

High-powered laser...

In the...

Power button.

😂