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ON THIS DAY IN 2013: The term "HODLING" was born on Bitcoin Talk

Seems like a fitting time to re-up this legendary post, given there are clearly a lot of of lettuce-handed tourists out there...

Here is the original post:

I AM HODLING

I type d that tyitle twice because I knew it was wrong the first time. Still wrong. w/e. GF's out at a lesbian bar, BTC crashing WHY AM I HOLDING? I'LL TELL YOU WHY. It's because I'm a bad trader and I KNOW I'M A BAD TRADER. Yeah you good traders can spot the highs and the lows pit pat piffy wing wong wang just like that and make a millino bucks sure no problem bro. Likewise the weak hands are like OH NO IT'S GOING DOWN I'M GONNA SELL he he he and then they're like OH GOD MY ASSHOLE when the SMART traders who KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING buy back in but you know what? I'm not part of that group. When the traders buy back in I'm already part of the market capital so GUESS WHO YOU'RE CHEATING day traders NOT ME~! Those taunt threads saying "OHH YOU SHOULD HAVE SOLD" YEAH NO SHIT. NO SHIT I SHOULD HAVE SOLD. I SHOULD HAVE SOLD MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY SELL AND BOUGHT MOMENTS BEFORE EVERY BUY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AS COOL AS YOU. You only sell in a bear market if you are a good day trader or an illusioned noob. The people inbetween hold. In a zero-sum game such as this, traders can only take your money if you sell.

so i've had some whiskey

actually on the bottle it's spelled whisky

w/e

sue me

(but only if it's payable in BTC)

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P.S. it's pronounced "HODL" **not** "hoddle"

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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The place where people go to comment about [CENTRALIZED PLATFORM] being down is where people eventually migrate.

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Hear me out... It's okay to just want to be mad, but you should acknowledge that you just want to be mad and let people know that upfront. The conversation will be much more productive for all parties involved.

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Meanwhile, at the next town over.. Bruh, how dare you “OUCH MY PIZZ”

Sometimes I’m on here whilst also patiently waiting to bid at an auction with someone else’s money. I try not to make unnecessary hand or arm movements in fear of bidding on the wrong thing. So if I’ve got a face itch, I just twitch some face muscles for relief.

Most auction houses have excellent privacy practices so I’m sometimes called, “Young lady in the back” or a number on a paddle.

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