A chatGPT poem about zapping, for the enjoyment of the plebs:

On the Lightning Network we zap,

With transactions in a snap,

Bitcoin flows like electricity,

Efficient, fast, with simplicity.

No more waiting for confirmations,

No need for expensive transactions,

Instant payments, without delay,

Bitcoin's future is here to stay.

Zap, zap, zap, we send and receive,

Our Bitcoin wealth we do retrieve,

Lightning strikes with thunderous might,

Bitcoin shines, a digital light.

So let us zap our way ahead,

To a future that we all have said,

A Bitcoin standard we shall see,

On the Lightning Network, so free.