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Stop being poor
It is good for you
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Lifeβs got you down because everythingβs getting more expensive? I have the solution for you! One easy step: stop being poor π€
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Where do I sign up for this program
And can I pay in installments?
Iβm glad you ask David! Very easy to do. Just dial 1-800-STOPBEINGPOOR and have your credit card ready. 99.99$/month.
We also have payment plans available if the monthly payment is too high. Small interest rate. Very small π€
Not sure why it got cutoff.
