If you haven't had at least three bank accounts closed, are you really a bitcoiner?

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That’s a classic bitcoiner joke 😅.

No joke. 6 accounts .

Just kidding 😜

I’ve had transactions declined for trying to use my own damn money, does that count?

Hmmm. I mean, for many of us the problem was doing P2P volume of btc that banks don’t like.

They want you to store your saving with them (loan them at cero cost) but they don’t like you to use banks accounts to make spreads and move volume 😅

Does suspended count? 😂

Depends I guess. 😅 Why did they suspended it?

Barclays have suspended my account on 2 occasions trying to transfer money to Bitcoin exchanges, requiring me to phone them and Revolut did it once, but I was able to unlock it through their app by lying to lots of questions.

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Well, in my country the government wants to retain bitcoins from anyone who gets prosecuted, even if they can prove their guilty.

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And money laundering investigations

What is a "Bank account" ? 😱

LISTEN KID, THE STORY OF BANKS

Before bitcoin people used this ancient technology called deposit banks; where merchants deposited their money and get ious to trade safely.

But with time bankers realized they could print IOUs without having enought money to back it since only a small percentage of the IOUs were redeemed.

This worthless currency was the best bussines ever invented so governments took the monopoly of this worthless currency and call it legal tender; forcing everyone to use it.

This debt based monetary system caused boom and bust cycles so a fraudulent economist called Keynes’s said it was the animal spirt part of humans fault.

This was until the greatest economist of all times Frederick Hayek told the truth about money and the artificial boom and bust cycle created by central banks and interest rates manipulation.

Until the 2008 financial crisis artificially created by the banks inspired Satoshi to create the perfect money based on Hayek’s teachings.

Thanks to them and a group of shadow super coders called cypherpunks we don’t need this ancient technology called banks anymore.

Now you can be free thanks to them! The founding fathers of modern times. We owe them everything we have. So never forget were do we come from.

I'm fairly certain the Austrian Business Cycle theory was first developed by Mises in "The Theory of Money and Credit" in 1912 but everythings else is pretty much spot-on 😄

You are right

I got deplatformed from LinkedIn last week. I think for using a proton email and a disposable phone number. Fuck them

Si tienes cuentas en el banco, eres realmente bitcoiner?

Si, pero medio gay

Do company bank accounts count?

Yea, depends! Why was it closed?

It was not Bitcoin related... In fact, I don't think that there was a real reason at all (if the moronic behavior from the bank does not count). but it did wake me up, at least a bit. I noticed that "Yes, these things REALLY happen" 😂 ...