bitcoin hardware wallet 🤣 not gonna happen

Apple getting into mining the bitcorns? 🤣

iTelsa

Apple iPlug? 👀

Some kind of Alexa style voice operated interface that hooks into the rest of the smart products in your house, providing you have an iFridge and Apple branded security cameras, light fittings, and air conditioners.

I bet it’s some mounting hardware that “allows” your phone or tablet to point toward you no matter where you are in the room, like a hardware version of what it did to follow your face with FaceTime

A smart AI butt plug

Apple space heater powered by bitcoin mining, streaming sats right into your iPhone wallet