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Does anyone have change for a $20?

Yes, I do, but I need you to show me your Money Services Business license first.

Perfect! Do you have yours handy as well?

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Sad but true

Sir, your going to need to register that leather wallet in your back pocket.

wait who is this PFP?

Mr. Noface

That's why CBDC

I hear that's just as good as bitcoin, but easier to use because I don't have to carry around this license with me at all times.

It is better because it is central and from the government

If I find a penny on the ground is it illegal to pick it up?

You don't know where that penny came from. Don't pick it up.

No, but if you flip it with some form of probabilistic expectation as to the outcome of that flip... Straight to jail.

Yes, but make sure you fill out a 1099.

Pick it up and generate entropy with it and then put it back where you found it… a lot of value in that penny! 😂

Took my son out Burger King. I wonder if there’s going to be a IRS form or a license involved in transferring that value.