Nothing is in lieu of coffee.
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Add some to the coffee? Mask the taste of the asparagus in there
Dude, one time I ate a ton of beets and the next day I went to take a piss and my piss was very reddish-pink. It was terrifying. I then figured out the cause--beet piss.
😂
I am dying laughing rn.
The culprit? Beet piss. 
I got Schruted.
Beets. Bears. Battlestar galactica.
That’s where this is from!
Someone has that quote as their zap message. I started talking to them about battlestar galactica since I thought they liked the show. Turns out they just like Dwight 🤣
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM.
I am fast. To give you a reference point, I’m somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther
Another great trio
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haha, when i consume some things my piss goes dark brown, mostly maltodextrin
i think it's because my kidneys hate that shit, and it's toxic and shit