Pro tip: if you want to make a post that gets zero engagement on nostr, talk about sports. The nerds on this protocol have zero interest in sports.

Not saying that’s good or bad (actually I am saying it’s bad), but people like what they like.

The remedy for this is I will post more about sports. As Steve Jobs said, don’t give people what they want, but what they don’t yet know they want. My entire timeline is what you don’t yet know you want.

Step into the future you autistic little bitches. You will be betting life-changing amounts of sats on NFL by the time I’m through with you.