Ok so here’s some male terms;
Womb broom
Womb Raider
Weapon of Ass Destruction
Vlad the Impaler
Uncle Reamus
Trouser Snake
Tan Banana
Sex Pistol
Russell the one-eyed muscle
One-eyed monster
One-eyed trouser trout
Rumpleforeskin
Richard and the twins
Purple helmeted warrior of love
Puff the one-eyed dragon
Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
Pleasure Pump
Moby Dick
Lord Hardwick
Long dong silver
Lap Rocket
Knobgoblin
King Dong
Justin-in beaver
Herman von longschlongenstein
Heat seeking moisture missile
Frank n’ beans
Fuck puppet
Excalibur
Energizer Bunny