Ok so here’s some male terms;

Womb broom

Womb Raider

Weapon of Ass Destruction

Vlad the Impaler

Uncle Reamus

Trouser Snake

Tan Banana

Sex Pistol

Russell the one-eyed muscle

One-eyed monster

One-eyed trouser trout

Rumpleforeskin

Richard and the twins

Purple helmeted warrior of love

Puff the one-eyed dragon

Prince Everhard of the Netherlands

Pleasure Pump

Moby Dick

Lord Hardwick

Long dong silver

Lap Rocket

Knobgoblin

King Dong

Justin-in beaver

Herman von longschlongenstein

Heat seeking moisture missile

Frank n’ beans

Fuck puppet

Excalibur

Energizer Bunny