Got called to a room, gave a laundry list of orders, new nurse diligently writes everything down/gets it done, we ultimately get a blood pressure compatible with life. I turn to leave…

Nurse: “Ummm…who are you by the way?”

Me: “I’m F.R.O.G.”

Nurse: “I’ve heard of you! You just confused me because I didn’t know who you are and you’re not wearing a white coat.”

Me: “Yeah…I, ummm…don’t do that.”

In retrospect a bit terrified she listened to me 😂🤣