Bahaha omg I think I still may be whiter, not sure
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I'd spent all fucking day under a sun umbrella, I swear to God. The sun's fucking rays must have bent their way round it😂. Yes, I can see from your pfp you have pale skin. Maybe you have Northern European ancestry🤔. We'll call it a tie on see through skin colo(u)r...!!
Reminds me of this old classic
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Ha ha, that's great😬.
Just go to southern spain in summer. You things like that all over until mid afternoon. Then, this is more appropriate
I'll be in Tenerife in a weeks time. My dad is retired and lives over there🫡😁.
Wendy Englishman I’ve known dreams of having property and then retiring in Spain
You going to go full union jack speedos and glowing sunburn just for traditions' sake?
I beg your pardon😳!! I am an English gentleman. Chino shorts and mercerised cotton polo shirts for me. I also have a VERY expensive Panama hat (Seriously, look them up). I know "My" country doesn't have the greatest rep, I like to buck the trend though. I am an outlier, in more sense than one😬😜.
Cool, panama hat great idea quite frankly. 15 years living in Spain and whenever some brit walked by with union jack speedos and a beer in hand all my spanish friends used to just turn and look at me as if coming from the same country made me responsible for their actions. Enjoy the seafood!