Hello #nostr - here's your new go to account for the sort of advice which is pretty much guaranteed to fuck your life up more than it already is.

If you're stupid enough to follow the advice offered here you deserve everything you get.

Even more so if you're daft enough to tip me for the minimal effort response you'll get.

But hey, I guess if your life's already ruined to the point you'd consider doing what I suggest, what point to worrying about it?

I'll follow back, of course, just to see how bad it gets...car crash TV, y'know πŸ˜„

#introductions #reallyshitadvice

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Well, uless you work for ABC, FOX or the Beeb you’ll probably be alright.

Welcome to the #nostr fren πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

Let’s have it, give us your first bit of shit advice then ?

My first victi...friend...Get out and vote! Don't even think about it! Labour all the way! Assuming you're UK based.

Otherwise, Biden, Macron, Zelensky...you get the drift 😁

That was advice πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

I'm just getting warmed up...takes a while at this age πŸ₯΅

Changes in bowel movements or stool characteristics can indicate health issues. Seek medical advice if you notice persistent changes.

THIS is shit advice

Always wash your hands thoroughly after handling or coming into contact with fecal matter to prevent the spread of diseases and bacteria.

Ba-dum-tiss! πŸ₯

πŸ˜‚ one of my favourites is the ba dum tish