Also i totally wrote this too

Buddha, an anonymous internet figure, delved into the peculiar world of unconventional bitcoin use. Intrigued by a secure device called Opendime, he humorously proposed an experiment. Attempting to insert it in an unconventional place - his fucking butthole. This is where it remained stuck for eternity.

The eccentricity turned into an unexpected cautionary tale. The online community, torn between laughter and concern, witnessed Buddha's journey from cryptic wisdom to an uncomfortable and poopy situation in the uncharted territories of both the digital and physical realms.