"Why not shill monero as a better solution for "private spending" alongside a #Bitcoin hodl stash?"
That's literally all I do lol
Yes, spend with Monero, and if you speculate Bitcoin will continue to outperform everything, save in Bitcoin
trocador.app is probably the easiest/quickest (Uses CEXs, but no-KYC)
P2P Platforms:
DEXs:
Atomic Swaps: