This is not going away so fast. They're attaching a json to input witness and a centralized indexer to pretend they're actually "minting" and transferring shitcoins. If it catches on, they're not going to stop at even 1000 sat/vb if the imaginary shitcoins have greater pretend value to make it profitable. They're already making pretend liquidity pools.

it's ok, we can send opendimes over snail mail

This is way better than the 2017 clogged mempool.

We have LN.

Any *free* transactions. Transactions process just fine.