I’m trying to find a simple bathroom scale but almost every single one has built-in wifi, “smart” tracking, cloud sync, WEATHER REPORTS(???), etc. What the actual fuck. Just give me a simple OFFLINE one please.

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Hard to find these days, unfortunately 😢 Hope you find one soon

Go to a second hand store maybe

I don’t know why but I feel they degrade somewhat. Don’t want a lousy one that doesn’t work properly

True. Amazon, walmart? You should find it somewhere.

Cloud sync really?😂

I bought a smart toothbrush because it was on sale for cheaper than the dumb version 😂 no one wanted it i guess

Do you get weather reports from your smart toothbrush as well?

Not only that, it also injects fluoride directly into my bloodstream

sounds amazing!

😂😅🤣😅🤣🤣

I was able to find one on amazon. Same issues here i just wanted analog

Everything is connected these days. Annoying

INB4 the scale gives you achivement NFTs for reaching your goals😂

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A crapto entrepreneur reading this

I got one for you

How do we zap bathroom scales?

Great question…. Is there a nip for that yet?

You can always just guess your weight. And go like; “I guess it’s okay, I think I’ll get another burger and some beers.” 😉

Just work out enough and you can eat what you want 😂

Truths

Something like this? 😁

Now we’re talking😂

I'm pretty happy with the Wyze scale. Does have Bluetooth and a decent app, but no Wifi or weather reports. 😆

I think this is going to become the norm for all appliances regardless of whether or not it makes any sense for the user. Reason being there's tons of telemetry data the company can collect if they can convince people to get everything online.

I hate it but yeah, probably

$15 works great. Simple.

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