Just had a conversation with my son.

For context he has just played rugby so very muddy and he is eating chocolate whilst on the loo.

“Dad, I think I just ate poo, I was wiping and eating chocolate and think some got in my mouth! What should I do?”

😂😂 possibly only a parent of a feral child can release to this!

I just smiled, and went back to my coffee in the sun. If he did eat poo then not much I can do about it now!! 🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂