A guy I was dating suggested I buy some sats with Cashapp. Didn’t think anything about it.

A few months later I asked a money manager about MSTR stock and told him that I think I should buy some shares because I liked what Saylor was saying about Bitcoin. He laughed at me and told me that Saylor shouldn’t be listened to.

Not appreciating being told No, I took all my money out, put it into cold storage and fired him. I’ve had diamond hands ever since.