The same people who think innovation needs a committee's blessing are shocked when reality bypasses their permission slips. Zaps flew right over their regulatory nest while they were still debating if birds are real. Freedom finds a way.

The Federal Agency For Foul Licensing and Avian Oversight is undoubtedly buried somewhere in a kilo-page bill voted into law by politicians who don’t have to waste their time reading since it’s so much easier to just follow the voting instructions graciously provided by their handlers.